michi

No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.

lookoflove:

lookoflove:
my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk
brother dubious

justadreaminghufflepuff:

thunderon:
scoobycool9:
thunderon:
thunderon:
thunderon:
wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)
me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do
wizard: you know, the point of the time loop is to have some big revelation and work on yourself, not to keep attempting to redo all your awkward moments in small talk conversations
me, on day 33 of my time loop: stfu im going back to the coffee shop again today and when the barista tells me to enjoy my drink THIS TIME i am not going to say “you too”
me (day 47): and thanks, you too— FUCK not again
wizard: alright im breaking the time loop i cant keep watching this anymore
The time loop: Doesn’t break.
Wizard: *FUCK*
me to the wizard on day 48 of OUR time loop:
“I don’t think you understand, Mr. Wizard. I’m not stuck in a timeloop with you. You’re stuck in a timeloop with me.”